A Jewish mother gives his son two sweaters for Hanukkah.
The next time he visits her, he makes sure to wear one.
As he walks into the house, his mother frowns and asks, “What — you didn’t like the other one?”
What’s the best thing to put into the sufganiyot?
Your teeth.
What did the waiter say when the customer asked if his latkes would be long?
“No sir, they’ll be round.”
What do you call someone who celebrates Christmas sometimes and Hanukkah sometimes?
Jew-ish.
What’s the best Hanukkah gift for someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
For Hanukkah, a man purchases his wife a stunning diamond ring.
“I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive cars,” a friend of his remarks after hearing about this costly gift.
“She did,” he replies. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?”
Ariel takes latkes to school for lunch during Hanukkah.
“These,” he says to his friend Daniel, “are what makes Jews so smart.”
“Let me try one then,” says Daniel.
“Tell you what, I’ll sell you one for $5,” says Ariel.
So Daniel gives him $5 and then bites into the latke.
“Hey, there’s nothing special about this!” he exclaims.
“See, it must be working already,” says Ariel.
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