My wife, where are you?
Jealous husband on the phone: My wife, where are you?
Wife: At home, love.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes!
Husband : Turn on the blender!
Wife (turns blender on): reeereeeereeee
Husband: OK, my love, goodbye.
Another day, the jealous husband: My wife, where are you?
Wife: At home, love.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: Turn on the blender!
Wife (turns blender on): reeereeeereeee
Husband: OK, my love, goodbye.
The next day, the husband decides to come home early, without notice, and finds his son Johnny alone and asks: “Son, where’s your mother?”
Johnny: “I do not know, she went out – and took the blender…”
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