At the farm

Jokes

A city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

Cow in barn

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy: “The A.I. man’s coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I’ve driven a nail into the two-by-four just above where the cow’s stall is in the barn … please show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?”

The rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn; they walk along the row of cows, and when Amy sees the nail she says: “This is the one, right here.”

The redneck man, assuming he’s dealing with an airhead, says: “Tell me lady, ’cause I’m dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?”

“Oh it’s simple” she said. “I know by the nail that’s over its stall.”

Laughing rudely, the man says: “And what, pray tell, is the nail for?”

As she turns to walk away, she says sweetly: “I guess it’s for you to hang your trousers on.”

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