Thoughts

Jokes

When I was a kid…

night sky

 

…you could go into a corner shop with £1 and come out with 2 Cokes, 3 Freddos and a magazine. Nowadays, CCTV everywhere.

 

I wish there was some kind of signal drivers could use on their car to notify other drivers that they’re going to turn.

 

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

 

This is proven: those who are lazy are smarter for reasons I don’t feel like explaining to you right now.

 

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust, It could be someone I know.

 

I bought myself a talking weighing scale. I went on it and she said, “Don’t be silly! One at a time!”

 

Man looking at the night sky: What if they’re not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe?

 

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