My doctor enquired if I was getting enough exercise…
My doctor enquired if I was getting enough exercise.
“Does sex count as exercise?” I asked.
“Yes, it’s a very good form of exercise,” he replied.
“No then,” I said.
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.
“Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS’.”
Doctor: Do you often have headaches?
Patient: Only when I am thinking.
Doctor: In that case just rarely.
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