Husband and wife

Jokes

Some old, some new…

Couple


Husband and wife are arguing over an issue for a long time. After much of discussion, the wife finally says:

“Tell me dear, do you want to win
or
do you want to be happy?”


Wife: “Do you want dinner?”

Husband: “Sure! What are my choices?”

Wife: “Yes or no.”


The wife asks her husband: “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”

He looks at her from head to toe and then replies: “What I like best in you, I think, is your sense of humour.”


A newly-married man asks his wife: “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”

“Honey,” she replies sweetly, “I’d have married you, no matter who left you a fortune!”


Wife: “What are you doing?”

Husband: “Nothing.”

Wife: “What does that mean: Nothing? You’ve been looking at our marriage certificate for a whole hour!”

Husband: “I was just checking if there was something like an expiration date.”


Photo (detail) by Mike Lloyd on Unsplash

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