Interactions…
Girl: ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’
Boy: ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.’
Girl: ‘Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.’
A three-year-old boy examines his testicles while taking a bath.
‘Mom,’ he asks, ‘are these my brains?’
‘Not yet!’
Little Emily comes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep asking her to do cartwheels because she’s very good at them.
Mum says, ‘You should say No. They only want to look at your knickers.’
Emily replies, ‘I know they do. That’s why I hide them in my bag!’
Son: ‘Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’
Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’
Son: ‘But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap!’
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