An atheist is spending a quiet day fishing…
…when suddenly his boat is attacked by the Loch Ness monster.
In one easy flip, the beast tosses him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. It then opens it’s mouth waiting below to swallow them both.
As the man sails head over heels and starts to fall towards the open jaws of the ferocious beast he cries out loud, “Oh, my God! Help me!”
Suddenly, the scene freezes in place and as the atheist hangs in midair a booming voice comes out of the clouds and says, “I thought you didn’t believe in me!”
“God, come on, give me a break!” the man pleads. “Just seconds ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster either!”
“Well,” says God. “Now that you are a believer, you must understand that I won’t work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the jaws of the monster, but I can change hearts. What would you have me do?”
The atheist thinks for a moment then says, “God, please have the Loch Ness monster believe in you also.”
God replies, “So be it.”
The scene re-starts in motion with the atheist falling towards the ravenous jaws of the monster.
The Loch Ness monster folds his claws together and says, “Lord, bless this food you have so graciously provided today.”
This joke is dedicated to Shantidas, and to all the atheists and Scots
Featured image credit to wallpapercave.com
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