How is it one careless match can start a forest fire…
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?”
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the lavatory is?
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed, because he is going to look there anyway?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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