My girlfriend just dumped me.
She said in a teary tirade, “I can’t take your shit anymore. You’re so pedantic. Everything I do and say is wrong. I loved you so much, but I’ll never be enough for you. I’m leaving now. Me and Gary are driving up north through the night, and you’ll never hear from us again.”
She was about to close the door when I said, “No, no, no, no, wait, wait.”
She turned back, tears in her eyes, with a glimmer of hope that still remained.
And that’s when I uttered those three magic words: “Gary and I.”
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