A bloke sits on his sofa, watching a football match on the telly when…
…all of a sudden, he gets hit over the head with a frying pan…
The poor chap ends up on the floor, sees stars, looks up and sees his wife.
“Are you crazy or what? What’s going on?”
“It’s for the scrap of paper I found in your trousers that says: Marylou 0475051116,” his wife replies.
“You’re an absolute idiot! It’s a note for my next bet. Marylou is the name of the horse… 04 is the 4th race… 75 is my stake… 05 is the horse’s number… 11 is the type of bet and 16 is the time of the race!”
Confused, she replies, “Sorry, I won’t do it again!”
Two days later… BANG! The bloke gets another frying pan to the head.
Completely dazed, he shouts at his wife, “What’s wrong? What is it now?”
“Your horse is on the phone!”
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