UK Classifieds

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These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a UK newspaper

You have to love British humor!

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a UK newspaper:

Free Yorkshire Terrier

8 years old.

Hateful little bast ard.

Bites!

Free Puppies.

1/2 Cocker Spaniel,

1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

Free Puppies.

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

Cows, Carves: never bred

Also 1 gay bull for sale.

Joining Nudist Colony !

Must sell washer and dryer £100.

Wedding Dress for Sale.

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.

For Sale by Owner.

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker. Billy Connolly –

“If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t

have a headache and sex at the same time”?

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