A little old man shuffled slowly into the ‘Orange Dipper’, a well-known ice cream parlor, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ he replied, ‘haemorrhoids.’
A little old man shuffled slowly into the ‘Orange Dipper’, a well-known ice cream parlor, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.
After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’
‘No,’ he replied, ‘haemorrhoids.’
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