Humour — 16 September 2011

A little old man shuffled slowly into the ‘Orange Dipper’, a well-known ice cream parlor, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ […]

A little old man shuffled slowly into the ‘Orange Dipper’, a well-known ice cream parlor, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’

‘No,’ he replied, ‘haemorrhoids.’

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