92 Years Old


An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'”

Priest: “Are you sorry for your sins?'”

Man: “What sins?”

Priest: “What kind of a Catholic are you?'”

Man: “I’m Jewish.”

Priest: “Why are you telling me all this?”

Man: “I’m 92 years old … I’m telling everybody!”


Credit to Sugit (Japan)

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