Humour — 09 December 2012

A preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike.

As he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.

After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned towards her mother and whispered with a worried look in her eyes, “If he gets loose, will he hurt us?”