Humour — 13 May 2013

Sadie and Yetta, two Jewish widows, are talking…

Sadie: “That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”

Yetta: “Vell… I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual like a clock. And like such a mensch he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful lining. And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die for. Then he takes me downstairs, and what’s there, but such a beautiful car… a limousine even, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for a dinner…. Marvellous dinner. Steak even. Den vee go see a show… let me tell you Sadie, I enjoyed it so much I could just die from pleasure!

So, then we are coming back to my apartment and into an ANIMAL he turns! Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!”

Sadie: “Oy! Vey… so you are telling me I shouldn’t go out with him?”

Yetta: “No… I’m just saying… wear an old dress!”