An Irishman, a Mexican and a German were doing construction work on a scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were tucking into their lunch when the Irishman exclaimed, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this building!”
The Mexican opened his lunch box and blurted out, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too!”
The German opened his lunch pack and moaned, “Sausage again! If I get a wurst sandwich one more time, I’m jumping too…”
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch box, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde German opened his lunch pack, saw the sausage, and jumped to his death as well…
At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”
The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much!”
Everyone turned and stared at the wife of the dead blonde guy. She said, ‘Don’t look at me, the Dummkopf makes his own lunch.”
Credit to Amari
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