Little Ernie’s parents have invited the local Protestant priest and his wife to tea.
Ernie has been told to be on his best behavior, and to say “Please” and “Thank you” at all times.
But Ernie is having trouble, and by the end of the afternoon is almost ready to burst.
“Would you like some more tea, Ernest?” asks his mother.
“No!” says Ernie.
“No what, dear?” asks his mother, with a threatening look. She prompts him again, “No what?”
To which Ernie replies, “No more fucking tea!”
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