Dialogues

Jokes

A boy asks his granny…

…”Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?”

Granny replies, “F@@k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?”

 

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband: “I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly, pay me a compliment!”

He replies, “Your eyesight is perfect.”

 

Wife gets naked and asks hubby, “What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?”

Hubby looks her up and down and replies, “Your sense of humour!”

 

An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, “I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?”

He replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”

 

Credit Jeevan archive

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