Bad or terrible news first?


A grumpy Rodney was sitting in his attorney’s office.

The lawyer looked at him and asked, “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?”

“Give me the bad news first,” sighed Rodney.

“Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars,” said the lawyer.

“That’s the bad news?” asked the Rodney incredulously. “I can’t wait to hear the terrible news!”

“The terrible news is that the picture is of you and your secretary.”


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