Jokes — 17 February 2019

A couple has two little boys called Harry and Charlie, who are always getting into trouble.

Their parents know that if any mischief occurred in their neigbourhood, their sons were probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that an elder in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asks him if he would speak with her sons. The elder agrees, but wants to see them separately.

The next morning, the mother sends Harry, her youngest son first.

The elder, a huge man with a booming voice, sits the boy down and asks him sternly, “Where is God?”

The boy’s mouth drops open, but he doesn’t respond.

The elder repeats the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God!!?”

Again the wide-eyed boy makes no attempt to answer.

Annoyed, the elder raises his voice and bellows, “WHERE IS GOD!?”

Harry screams and bolts from the room, runs directly home and dives into a closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother Charlie finds him hiding, he asks, “What happened?”

Harry, gasping for breath, replies, “We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing, and they think WE did it!”

 

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