At the yearly Rotary Club function in Delhi, Mr Godbole takes the podium.
He delves into his speech with gusto and great detail, but after a while his audience gets noticeably restless. He simply doesn’t have a Stop button.
Finally one of the more drunken diners hurls a water bottle at him. It misses, and hits the Chairman instead.
As the Chairman is slowly sliding to the floor- clutching his head – he was heard to murmur, “Hit me again, I can still hear him.”