Straight talk

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Owen checked into a hotel on a business trip and felt a bit lonely.

Hotel card key

He thought he’d call one of those girls seen advertised on business cards and discreetly displayed in various places.

Owen had grabbed a card on his way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. So he’s in his room and figures, what the heck, he’ll give her a call.

“Hello?” the woman says.

Wow! She sounded so sexy to him.

“Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I’m talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we’ll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?”

The woman says, “That sounds fantastic… but for an outside line Sir, you need to press 9.”

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