Ten deep thoughts


… to ponder upon.

1. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

2. Why do you have to “put your two cents in,” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts?” Where’s that extra penny going to?

3. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

4. What disease did cured ham actually have?

5. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

6. Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

7. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

8. Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON television?

9. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money into a telescope to look at things on the ground?

10. Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

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