Poolside chat

Jokes

Two elderly widows, Sophie and Shirley live in an adult community in Florida.

At swimming pool

One morning they are gossiping curiously about the latest arrival in their building – a quiet, nice-looking gentleman who keeps to himself.

Shirley says, “Sophie, you know I’m shy. Why don’t you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely.”

Sophie agrees, and later that day, seeing him at the pool, she walks over and says, “Excuse me, mister. I hope I’m not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely.”

“Of course I’m lonely,” he says, “I’ve spent the past 20 years in prison.”

“You’re kidding! What for?”

“For killing my third wife. I strangled her.”

“What happened to your second wife?”

“I shot her.”

“And, if I may ask, your first wife?”

“We had a fight and she fell off a building.”

“Oh my,” says Sophie. Then, turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells,

“Yoo hoo, Shirley! He’s single!”

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