A Kiwi was hoping to immigrate to Australia.

Customs officer

Upon arriving in Australia, he was questioned by a customs officer, at the airport.

“What is your business in Australia?”

“I wish to immigrate,” was the Kiwi’s reply.

The customs officer then asked, “Do you have a conviction record?”

Confused, the Kiwi scratched his head and then replied, “I didn’t think you still needed one?”

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