A Kiwi was hoping to immigrate to Australia.
Upon arriving in Australia, he was questioned by a customs officer, at the airport.
“What is your business in Australia?”
“I wish to immigrate,” was the Kiwi’s reply.
The customs officer then asked, “Do you have a conviction record?”
Confused, the Kiwi scratched his head and then replied, “I didn’t think you still needed one?”