A wife comes home late at night…
…from being out in town with her girlfriends, and quietly opens the bedroom door. From under the blanket she sees four legs – instead of two!
She tiptoes into her son’s room and reaches for his baseball bat, comes back and starts hitting the blankets as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes down to the kitchen to have a stiff drink.
As she enters the kitchen, she sees her husband sitting there at the breakfast table, reading a magazine!
“Hi Darling, how was it?” he asks. And adds, “Ah, your parents have come to visit, so l let them stay in our bedroom.”
Featured image (detail) thanks to Jon Tyson on Unsplash
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