Light signals

Jokes

A captain notices a light in the distance on a collision course with his sip.

aircraft carrier

He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change course, 10 degrees west.”

The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.”

The captain gets a little annoyed and signals, “I’m a USA Navy Captain. You must change your course, sir.”

The light signals back, “I’m a Seeman First Class. You must change your course, sir.”

Now the captain gets mad and signals, “I’m an aircraft carrier. I’m not changing my course.”

The light signals back a final message: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”

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