Two marble statues of a man and a woman facing each other have been standing in an old park for centuries.
God looks at them from above and feels sorry for them. They have been looking at each other for all those centuries and yet couldn’t do anything else since they’re made of marble.
So one night, when nobody was around to see, God turns them into a living couple.
He says to them, “Okay. I have given you life now, and I’m letting you do whatever you’ve wanted to do all these years – but only for ten minutes. After that, I will be turning you back into marble statues.”
Delighted, the now alive couple quickly dash to the nearest bushes. Moans and giggling noises can be heard. Ten minutes pass and they come out of the bushes all messy, but also smiling, relieved, and satisfied.
Looking at them all smiling, God feels sorry for them again and says, “Okay, okay, I give you another ten minutes!”
As the couple run back towards the bushes, one turns towards the other and says, “This time you’re holding the pigeon down and I’m shitting on it!”
Credit Khoji Green vie FB
Featured image (detail) by Wilhelm Gunkel on Unsplash
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