Correct questions

Jokes

. . . and correct answers

fish in bowl

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?”

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate. I told them, “Just you wait!”

Two men are on opposite sides of the river. The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?” The other man yells, “You are already on the other side of the river!”

A man tells his doctor, “Help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I’m not following you.”

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