To give you a smile…
Teacher: Kids! What does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs!
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework!
Teacher: Name something beginning with E that you’re not very good at.
Johnny: Spelling.
Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words: defence, defeat, detail.
Charlie: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go first and then detail.
Teacher: There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool.
Johnny: So? What are the words?
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