The bite-sizes jokes
Bite size
Several weeks ago, coming home from work on a crowded bus, I stood next to a woman and her small son. I asked if she wasn’t afraid the little boy would be crushed.
“Not at all,” she answered. “He bites.”
Batter up!
Boy’s definition of a waffle: “A pancake with a nonskid tread.”
Spooked
One day in early fall a class of second-graders was discussing “What I want to be when I grow up.”
The teacher received the usual replies – a fireman, a nurse. Then she asked a youngster deep in thought what he would like to be someday.
He looked up with a frown and replied, “I don’t even know what I want to be for Halloween yet!”
Photo by Jessica Rockowitz on Unsplash
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