A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in hospital.

A big and a small planet meet in the endless reaches of space.

After forty years of hard work an old carpenter dies and goes to heaven.

Wallingford gas station in Seattle, WA, USA, spreads joy among the populace showing witty sayings on their message board. They stick to changing the sign once per week, 4 lines, 17 characters per line.

A cartoon by Liz Climo – dedicated today to our friends in Canada and Scotland.

There was a nun whose old body began to surrender to time.

A homeless man, down on his luck, went into a Catholic church.

In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it’s most reformed patients and questions them.

A little three-year old boy is sitting on the toilet.

The mother of a problem child visits the psychiatrist.

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

The danger of having just any sports figures as role models…

A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed.

Twin sisters just turned one hundred years old in St. Luke’s Nursing Home.

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a large-size box of laundry detergent.

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers he has an important meeting scheduled.

A lawyer and two friends, a rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside.

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

A little old lady goes to the doctor.

Fred was sitting quietly at the breakfast table one morning, reading his paper.

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

First-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn.

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft.

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour.

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage and started his bus.

Rodney was very scared about going to the ophthalmologist.

The Priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night.

In Galilee, Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and he approached them.

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook…

Not-so accurate translations ensure belly laughs – provided by Imgur.

On July 20, 1969, as Commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the Moon.

A man had been in a mental institution for some years.

A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.

On Monday morning a postman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route.

An attorney arrived home late.

When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking.

A man asks his friend for a cigarette.

An ‘unusual’ animation cartoon.

The other day, Charley stopped at a friend’s house.

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.

Charlie has a racehorse that has never won a race.

The pastor’s wife was expecting her second baby.

Sister Mary Ann worked for a home health agency.

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

An elderly gentleman had had severe hearing problems for some time.

A woman texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning:

An airliner en-route to Washington DC was having engine trouble.

A Boston taxi driver backed into a stationary fruit stall.

Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia for a holiday and ride into the desert.

It was the night before Thanksgiving and little Sophie was sleeping in her bedroom.

An airplane is cruising at 36,000 feet.

Born 1903 – Died 1942: Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.

Be prepared…

An elderly white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side.