When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking.
My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
I have only one resolution. To rediscover the difference between wants and needs. May I have all I need and want all I have. Happy New Year!
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself, this making a resolution to be myself!
Credit to Huffington Post, and Jokes4Us