One day, Cyril the cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.
“Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words and word plays, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.”
Samir was walking down the road in the morning towards his office, busy looking at his mobile phone.
Every time an American Indian of a large tribe walks into the chief’s teepee he sees that the chief is masturbating.
Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies’ group bake sale, but she forgot to do so until the last minute.
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A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.
Wallingford gas station in Seattle, WA, USA, spreads joy among the populace showing witty sayings on their message board. They stick to changing the sign once per week, 4 lines, 17 characters per line.
In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it’s most reformed patients and questions them.
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a large-size box of laundry detergent.
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers he has an important meeting scheduled.
First-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.