During the first manned mission to Mars, astronauts Seymour and Woody are charting the Martian surface.
This is not a huge typo: Villages across Norfolk (UK) have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them. Ian Bred writes in the Suffolk Gazette.
One day, Tommy Lee was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
In view of the present arctic temperatures in parts of North America and more cold forecast in the near future, here’s the result of a recent survey. All degrees in Fahrenheit.
Bruce, sitting alone in his train compartment on a long journey, suddenly feels a nature call coming on strongly.
As in most languages (maybe not Esperanto), also German has idioms which, when translated literally, are totally wacky.
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
Famous last words carved for eternity… who says cemeteries are grim places? By Abby Heugel, published on SOTT, October 5, 2017.
Coralee was pregnant with her first child, and her husband Floyd was about to leave on a two-week business trip.
Years of smoking finally caught up with Kenneth one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart.
Kenneth the baker is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door.
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car.
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.
In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.