Burt walks into a bar with his mobile in the hand.
Employed as a dental receptionist, I was on duty when an extremely nervous patient came for root canal surgery.
Two elderly Dutch gentlemen, Aard and Jopie, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a brothel.
To others of my generation who still do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook even exists, here’s what I’m doing to gain a better understanding:
A famed English explorer was invited to a meeting at Oxford University to tell of his adventures in the African jungle.
Dr Flossbeard and Dr Butts were standing in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Payne.
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife And Daughter Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Miners Refuse to Work after Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike
Valentine’s Day has evolved into a commercial concept, with florists, restaurants and chocolate shops making a mint on February 14th. Some very questionable samples are shown in this slideshow. Published in the Daily Mail on February 7, 2018.
In a museum: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS… In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
Homer came home from work one day to find his wife Lisa sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
Billionaire Zev Eaglestein collects live alligators, keeping them in the pool in the back of his Florida mansion.
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help all genders cope with the stress that builds during the day. Scientists found out recently in a new survey that this really works!!
On an icy road on Christmas Eve, three slightly inebriated men die in a car crash and meet up in front of St. Peter.
Tyler, who had spent his whole life living in a desert, visits a friend in Phoenix for the first time.
During the first manned mission to Mars, astronauts Seymour and Woody are charting the Martian surface.
This is not a huge typo: Villages across Norfolk (UK) have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them. Ian Bred writes in the Suffolk Gazette.
One day, Tommy Lee was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
In view of the present arctic temperatures in parts of North America and more cold forecast in the near future, here’s the result of a recent survey. All degrees in Fahrenheit.