Humour — 11 March 2018

Two elderly Dutch gentlemen, Aard and Jopie, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a brothel.

Off they went to the red-light district in Amsterdam. When they arrived, the madam took one look at them and decided she wasn’t going to waste any of her girls on these two old men. So she used “blow-up” dolls instead. She put the dolls in each man’s room and left them to their business.

After the two men were finished, they started for home and got talking.

Aard said, “I think the girl I had was dead. She never moved, talked or even groaned… how was it for you?”

Jopie replied, “I think mine was a witch.”

Aard asked, “How’s that?”

“Well,” said Jopie, “when I nibbled on her breast… she farted and flew out the window!”

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