A man and his wife walk into a dentist’s office.
The man says to the dentist, “I’m in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don’t have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s 9:30 already… I don’t have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!”
The dentist thinks to himself, “My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.”
So the dentist asks him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth, honey, and show him.”