An Australian walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it. It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well, it must be broken, because I’m wearing panties.”
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says, “Bloody thing’s an hour fast!”
Credit to Deepak (French)