The Time Machine

Jokes

Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Barak goes first.

“What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout.

He reads it out: “The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries.”

David thinks, “It’s not bad, this time machine, I’ll have a bit of that.”

So he asks, “What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?”

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it.

“Come on, David,” says Barak, “What does it say?”

David replies, “Buggered if I know! It’s all in Arabic!”

Credit to Sugit

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