Humour — 05 October 2013

It’s breakfast time in Dublin.

Aileen asks her husband Paddy, “Would you like some scrambled eggs, perhaps a piece of toast and grapefruit and coffee to follow?”

Paddy replies, “No thanks, it’s this Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

At lunchtime, Aileen asks Paddy if he would like something to eat. “How about a bowl of your favourite home made vegetable soup, followed by a cheese and tomato sandwich on rye?” she inquires.

Paddy again declines. “It’s this Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

Come dinnertime, Aileen asks Paddy if he wants anything to eat. She’ll go to the delicatessen and buy him some food. Would he like a nice juicy lamb chop with a tasty stir-fry followed by apple pie and cream?

Again, Paddy says, “No thanks, it’s this Viagra, it’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”

“Well,” says Aileen, “Would you mind getting off me then and letting me up? I’m starving.”

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