Humour — 15 September 2014

How do you know when there’s a drummer at the door?
The knocking speeds up.

How do you know when there’s a singer at the door?
They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.

How do you know when there’s a bass player at the door?
Who cares?

More questions:

What’s the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
With the machine, you only have to punch the rhythm in once.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

How do you make two banjoists play in time and tune?
Shoot one.

What do you call a guy who doesn’t play, but likes to hang around with musicians?
A conductor.

 

from The Guardian (comments)

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