How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section?
How do you get your viola section to sound like the horn section?
Have them miss every other note.
How do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn?
Stick your hand in the bell and mess up all the notes.
What do you get when you cross a Horn player and a goal post?
A goalpost that can’t march.
How many Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he’ll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.
Why is the French horn a divine instrument?
Because a man blows in it, but only God knows what comes out of it.
How do horn players traditionally greet each other?
Hi. I played that last year.
OR
Hi. I did that piece in grammar school.
Credit www.thefrenchhorn.net
Dedicated to Chandra
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