Jokes — 07 March 2019

A young guy walks into a drugstore.

He sidles up to the counter and asks the sales person for condoms.

“What size?” asks the clerk.

“Gee, I don’t know.”

“Go see Sophie in aisle 4.”

He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, “Medium!”

Mortified, the guy hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

A little later a man comes in to buy condoms, and also gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.

Sophie grabs him and yells, “Large!”

Smiling smugly, the man struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

Almost right after, a high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

“What size?”

The kid embarrassedly says, “I’ve never done this before. I don’t know what size.”

The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4.

She grabs him and yells, “Clean up in aisle 4!”

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