Two nuns were shopping in a local foodstore.
While walking through the aisles they happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. Sister Elisabeth asked Sister Francis if she would like a beer.
Sister Francis’ eyes lit up and she said that indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable purchasing it.
Sister Elisabeth replied that she would handle it without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier was surprised seeing the six-pack, so she explained, “This is for rinsing our hair.”
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks on top of the six-pack and said, “The curlers are on me.”