The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was being driven in a limousine to the airport.
Since he’d never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. A bit reluctant, the chauffeur pulled over along the roadside, climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel. He then merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90 mph to see what the limo could do.
Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side mirror, so he pulled over. The trooper approached the limo, peered in through the windows, then said, “Just a moment please, I need to call in.”
The trooper went back to his car and called the chief, explaining that he had a very important person pulled over for speeding. “How do I handle this, chief?” asked the trooper.
“Is it the Governor?” questioned the chief.
“No! This guy is even more important!”
“Is it the President?” asked the chief.
“No! Even more important!”
“Well, who the heck is it?” screamed the chief.
“I don’t know, sir,” replied the trooper, “but he’s got the Pope as his chauffeur.”