Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!
What streets do ghosts haunt? Dead ends!
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me and we will go places!
What’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Trouble.
What did one toilet roll say to the other toilet roll? People keep on ripping me off!
What stays on the ground but never gets dirty? Shadow.
When do you stop at green and go at red? When you’re eating a watermelon!
What kind of shoes do all spies wear? Sneakers.
Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress? They got married in the spring.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted!
Why does a hummingbird hum? It doesn’t know the words!