Short bites…
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
– Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
– Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
– Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.
– Anonymous
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.
– Joe Weinstein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
– Robert A. Heinlein
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
– Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
– Roger Caras
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
– Phil Pastoret
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